FInally, I will be utilized starting Monday and be one of the many taxpayers thinking where have all their taxes gone?

kanina i had my medical exam...

nurse: cge isuot mo na yang yung tali sa likod, tapus alisin mo na yung mga suot mo itira mo yung brief

(cool, walang hubaran! tapus maya maya dumating na si dok, hindi pa pala cya ang mageexamine sakin, isa pang babae...)

dok: let me see ur eyes. ok. teeth. open ur mouth. ok. ears. ok. ok lie down. ok. cge tayo ka dun sa may sulok

ako: ok san po uli? tapus ano po?

dok: sige alisin mo na yung underwear mo. tapos pull up wat ur wearing upto your chest.

ako: (are you kidding me? you've gotta be kidding me... tapus sumunod na rin sa utos, dammit)

dok: ok. talikod ka naman.

ako: (you sure?)

dok: ok hawakan mo cya tapos ibuka mo

dok: ok tuwad ka nga... ok

(after what seems to be an eternal stripping contest, she decided to go out. and the nurse? what the f*** did she do? she was just there, staring. not helping. two females watching me buttnaked at the price of one.)